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	<title>BANCURI. Bancuri tari, bancuri noi si scurte cu bula, bancuri deocheate cu blonde&#187; Bancuri politisti</title>
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		<title>Cetatenul turmentat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 12:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un cetatean beat, se duce la un politist, si ii spune: - Sefu, vreau sa-ti spun un banc politic. - Nu vezi ca sunt politist? - Nu-i nimic, ti-l spun pana-l pricepi. This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Un politist norocos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 22:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In fata unui dozator de cafea un politist observa cum un tip introduce o fisa, apasa un buton; tipul isi ia cafeaua si pleaca. Curios, politistul introduce si el o fisa, apasa un buton si-i cade cafeaua. Foarte fericit acesta isi schimba toti banii in fise si incepe sa le introduca in dozator. Tot baga [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doi politisti</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti discutau: -Auzi, de ce iti tot freci mainile? -Pentru ca mi-e frig. -Bagati-le in buzunar! -Acolo-mi sunt manusile. This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Un politist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un politist trece pe langa niste tufisuri si vede doi barbati dezbracati in ele. politistu: &#8211; Da ce faceti baieti? cei doi: &#8211; Bancuri! politistul: &#8211; Ce bancuri? cei doi: &#8211; Bang in cur la mine, bang in cur la el! This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Examen de admitere la scoala de politie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Examen de admitere la scoala de politie. Intra primul concurent. comisa &#8211; Cum va numiti? - Popescu. - Altceva? - Stiti, am un unchi in minister. - Atunci o intrebare simpla&#8230; la rascoala din 1907 au participat 100 de mii de tarani. In ce an a avut loc rascoala? Dupa cinci minute de gandire candidatul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trei politisti se prezinta la comisia de examinare pentru a avansa in gradul urmator</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trei politisti se prezinta la comisia de examinare pentru a avansa in gradul urmator. Intra primul, comisia pune intrebarea: -Ce e negru cu sireturi? -Va bateti joc de mine s-au asta e intrebarea? -Raspunde corect si esti avansat, zice comisia. -Ok, raspunsul corect este PANTOFUL. -Raspuns corect, ai luat gradul, sa intre urmatorul. -Aceeasi intrebare [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un politist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un poliţist coboară din dubă, se uită în jos, ia pe deget, gustă: - Hmmm, căcat, bine că n-am călcat în el!]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu politisti</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 19:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.Boxerul campion vine la poliţie: - Un tip m-a jefuit. M-a amenintat şi mi-a luat cei 300$ pe care îi aveam la mine. - Şi nu v-aţi apărat? - Pentru numai atîţia bani?! 2.Doi poliţai discută: - De ce îţi tot freci mîinile? - Că mi-e frig&#8230; - Da&#8217; de ce nu-ţi bagi mîinile în [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politist in clasa 2-a</title>
		<link>http://www.bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/politist-in-clasa-2-a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti mergeau pe strada. La un moment dat vad un pusti fumand si-l iau la intrebari: - In ce clasa esti, ma? - In clasa a 2-a. Unul din ei incepe sa-l certe, la care celalalt ii spune: - Ce-ai cu el? Tu in clasa a 2-a nu fumai? - Ba da, dar eu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bancuri politisti</title>
		<link>http://www.bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-politisti-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La un colt de strada, un politist musca un caine. Un trecator se opreste si-i spune politistului: - Ce-ai domnule cu bietul caine! - Ce te bagi domnule! Ce, stii cine a inceput?]]></description>
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