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		<title>Ion il intreaba pe Gheroghe</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion il intreaba pe Gheroghe: -Gheorghe, cate camasi aveai pe timpul lui Ceausescu? -Doua. -Din ce? -Din matase. &#8230;-Si acum cate ai? -Una. -Din ce? -Din alea doua. This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Gigi Becali, beat, trece prin faţa stadionului Dinamo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gigi Becali, beat, trece prin faţa stadionului Dinamo&#8230; Un poliţist îl opreşte şi îi zice: - Domnu&#8217; Becali, vă rog să plecaţi că nu sunteţi bine primit în această zonă&#8230;! Gigi supărat: - Bă, tu vrei să cumpăr tot Dinamo? Iau şi stadionu&#8217; şi echipa şi pe Borcea&#8230;. pe toţi bă, pe toţi!&#8230;.! Intervine soţia [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intrebarea zilei</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebarea zilei: Daca ai fi in pat, intre cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume si un homosexual inflacarat, cui i-ai intoarce spatele? This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Se duc gunoierii intr-un cartier select</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se duc gunoierii intr-un cartier select. Suna unul dintre ei la o usa ii raspunde o blonda superba. − Am venit sa luam gunoiul. Blonda il pofteste in casa, il serveste cu o cafea, apoi fac sex oral. Iese gunoierul extaziat, le povesteste colegilor ce s-a intamplat, se duce si al doilea guno&#8230;ier. Se intampla [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un negru in gara de nord cu un papagl pe umar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un negru in gara de nord cu un papagl pe umar. Un smecher il intreaba: vorbeste? La care papagalul: Nu stiu, abia l&#8217;am primit din africa This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Un preot in padure, fugarit de un urs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 19:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un preot in padure, fugarit de un urs : -Doamne..da ganduri crestine acestui animal! La care ursul impreuneaza labele si spune : -Binecuvanteaza Doamne acesta masa..amin ! This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>O femeie se duce la doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 19:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie se duce la doctor, batuta mar, plina toata de vanatai negre si albastre. Doctorul o intreaba: &#8220;Ce s-a-ntamplat?&#8221; Zice ea: &#8220;Doctore, nu stiu ce sa mai fac. De fiecare data cand barbatu-meu vine beat acasa, ma bate de ma usuca&#8230;&#8221; &#8230;Doctorul: &#8220;Am o cura foarte eficienta pentru treaba asta. Cand vine barbatul acasa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un batranel se duce la bordel sa-si ofere si el o bucurie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un batranel se duce la bordel sa-si ofere si el o bucurie. Matroana il conduce la o tanara apetisanta si gata de orice. Sigura pe ea , aceasta ii spune: - Mosule, dezbracarea sa trecem la treburi serioase !!! Se dezbraca mosul , iar tipa ii ia hainele si le arunca pe geam. - Ce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>doamna Vladeanu</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alo? &#8211; Cu doamna Vladeanu, va rog. - Eu sunt. - Doamna Vladeanu, sunt doctorul Ionescu de la laboratorul de teste. Cand am trimis biopsia sotului dvs, ieri, la laborator, o biopsie a unui alt domn Vladeanu a ajuns concomitent, iar acum nu stim sigur care este cea a sotului dvs. Sincer, rezultatul poate fi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seful si secretara in delegatie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 10:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seful si secretara in delegatie. Termina foarte tarziu cu sedinta, iar la hotel afla ca mai au disponibila doar o camera cu pat dublu. Seful, foarte fidel sotiei lui, accepta cu greu&#8230; In camera secretara: - Domnule director, se poate sa dormiti pe canapea&#8230; va rog, este suficient loc in pat&#8230; va rog.. Dupa lungi [...]]]></description>
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