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	<title>BANCURI. Bancuri tari, bancuri noi si scurte cu bula, bancuri deocheate cu blonde&#187; Bancuri cu Ion si Marie</title>
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		<title>Ion la spovedanie,</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion la spovedanie, in post: &#8211; Parinte, aseara vin de la camp, imi vad nevasta cam trista, palida, trasa la fata; stiu, e pacat, e post, dar mi-era asa de mila de ea ca am luat-o si i-am tras-o 5 ore in sir&#8230; &#8211; Vai, Ioane, e pacat&#8230; &#8211; Da parinte, stiu, imediat dupa aceea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Erau Ion si Maria in luna de miere</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Erau Ion si Maria in luna de miere la un hotel. Deodata suna telefonul Mariei.Era mama ei. Mama:marie, ati facut si voi ce fac tinerii? Maria:Nu Mama:Pai voi ce faceti acolo? Maria:Eu ma uit la televizor si Ion citeste ziarul. Mama:Spunei lui Ion sa bage ce are el mai gros in gaura unde faci tu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maria &#8211; servitoarea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maria &#8211; servitoarea &#8211; i-a cerut doamnei , o marire de salariu. Doamna noastra, cam suparata pe chestia asta, a-ntrebat-o: &#8211; Bine Maria, ia spune-mi mie, de ce vrei sa-ti maresc salariul? &#8211; Sunt 3 motive pentru care vreau un salariu mai mare. Primul, este ca eu calc camasile mai bine decat dumneavoastra. &#8211; Cine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maria spala linistita rufe</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maria spala linistita rufe pe malul raului &#8230;Deodata o stanca se desprinde din munte , cade peste maria si o striveste. Ion priveste in scarba scena si spune: &#8211; Alta masina de spalat distrusa de calcar This post was submitted by Delia.]]></description>
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		<title>Ion conduce masina</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion conduce masina prin Bucuresti, grabindu-se la o intalnire de afaceri foarte importanta, pentru a semna un contract &#8216;gras&#8217; cu parteneri straini care, la randul lor, se grabesc sa prinda avionul. Este pe punctul de a intarzia, dar nu gaseste nici un loc de parcare. Disperat, isi inalta privirea spre cer: &#8211; Doamne, e cel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intr-o seara Maria si Ion</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o seara Maria si Ion nu puteau sa doarma. La un moment dat Maria il intreaba pe Ion : Maria: Ioane , dormi??? Ion: Nu! Maria: Ioane, ma iubesti??? Ion: Dorm!!! This post was submitted by Delia.]]></description>
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		<title>De ce i-ati cumparat sotiei dumneavoastra un cal?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[- De ce i-ati cumparat sotiei dumneavoastra un cal? - I-a recomandat medicul. A spus ca daca face echitatie slabeste. - Care sunt rezultatele? - Pana acum a slabit doar calul&#8230;. This post was submitted by Delia.]]></description>
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		<title>Ion o conduce seara pe Marie acasa</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion o conduce seara pe Marie acasa. Cand ajung in poarta, Ion ii propune o partida de sex. Si face Marie: - Ma Ioane, nu se poate din 3 motive! - Care tu, Marie? - In primul rand pentru ca-s fata mare si ma pastrez pt. casatorie, in al doilea rand pt. ca poate trece [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ion si Marie nu puteau face sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Marie nu puteau face sex pt. ca Marie era frigida. Merg astia doi la doctor, si doctoru&#8217; ii da Mariei niste bumbi (pilule): - Sa iei pilule din astea, cate una, inainte de fiecare partida, si-o sa vezi ca totu&#8217; o sa fie bine !!! Merg astia acasa, se dezbraca, Maria ia nu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ion proaspăt insurat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bancuri Ion proaspăt însurat către Maria&#8230; - Dragă, bine că am venit acasă&#8230; aşe mi de foame că te mănînc de tot&#8230;.ce-mi dai azi de cină? - Nimic, Ioane&#8230;.n-am ştiut că tre&#8217; să fac mîncare şi mă-ta n-o trecut pe acia&#8230;.. - Dară, mă fomeie, dă-mi te rog măcar nişte lapte&#8230; - N-am! - Păi [...]]]></description>
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