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		<title>Se intalnesc doi betivani</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se intalnesc doi betivani: -Ai servit deja astazi micul dejun? -Nu, nici o picatura… VN:F [1.9.5_1105] This post was submitted by deliqa.]]></description>
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		<title>Un tip beat la un bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip beat la un bar cere la chelner sa ii serveasca 3 cafele. - Trei cafele? - Da, una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta pentru ma-ta. A doua zi, acelasi tip beat cere la acelasi chelner: - Trei cafele… - Trei? - Da… trei… una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un tip in stare de ebrietate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip in stare de ebrietate, isi duce prietenii de pahar in apartamentul lui, sa-i culce… Langa pat se afla un gong. - Ce-i cu gong-ul ala? intreaba prietenii, clatinindu-se. - Nu-i gong, e un ceas vorbitor… - Serios? Un ceas vorbitor? - Ca sa va conving, priviti… spuse tipul si apucand gongul trase o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Urata Cu Spume</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie facea cumparaturi la supermarket-ul din colt. Cumpara ea o cutie de lapte 1,5%, un carton de oua, o cutie cu suc de portocale, o cutie cu cafea, o salata si niste costita afumata. In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un tip beat in spatele ei si se uita lung la produse. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor catre pacient</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 19:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctorul catre pacient: - Sunteti bautor? - Nu. - Bun. Tineti-mi, va rog, sticla asta pana imi leg sireturile la pantof.]]></description>
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		<title>Cioara si Ferrari-ul</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unu cu un Ferrari da peste o cioara.. Acesta, o ia acasa si o ingrijeste, o pune intr-o colivie si ii lasa niste paine si apa acolo. Pasarea fusese inconstienta in tot timpul asta&#8230; Cand se trezeste, cioara gandeste: hmmm&#8230;. gratii&#8230;apa&#8230;.paine&#8230;. &#8211; Te pomenesti ca l-am omorat pe ala cu Ferrari&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Un betiv se lasa de bautura</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ai promis că te vei lăsa de băutură şi vei deveni un alt om! - Aşa am şi făcut. Numai că şi omului aceluia îi place să bea.]]></description>
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		<title>Inotul si betivu&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ploua torential. Un betiv se impiedica si cade intr-una dintre multele si marile baltoace de pe trotuar.Cineva, vazand incidentul, in dorinta de a-l ajuta, vrea sa-l ridice de caldaram. Betivul insa protesteaza vehement: -Lasati-ma pe mine! eu stiu sa inot! Salvati mai intai femeile si copiii!]]></description>
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		<title>Un betiv intra&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un betiv intra intr-un bar,se opreste in fata unui cuplu si ragaie. Prietenul fetei se ridica si il intreaba pe betiv: -Cum iti permiti sa rigai in fata prietenei mele? Betivul se uita la el si ii spune: -A, scuza-ma nu stiam ca este ranndul ei.]]></description>
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		<title>Un preot si un betiv</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un betiv care raspandea un miros ingrozitor de bautura ieftina si care avea un sac si un ziar vechi se urca in autobuz si se aseaza langa un preot cu un aspect foarte onorabil. Apoi scoate din sac o sticla de bautura aproape goala din care bea pana la ultima picatura, dupa care incepe sa [...]]]></description>
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